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Re: Biggest Google Translate Fail

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:05 am
by Iversen
I actually did a speech about Google translate and its vagaries in Berlin in 2016, and afterwards I wrote a thread named "A couple of suggestions to Google Translate from a heavy user" with some examples I had found during my preparations. The purpose was not to mock GT, but to point out some areas where it could be improved without compromising the automatic exploratory model which is the basis of its construction - mostly simple things like putting at least one big dictionary per language into the beast so that it stops doing idiotic translations because it meets unknown words. As the title indicates I'm a heavy user, but only one way: I don't trust it enough to use it to produce texts in my target languages, but I do use it to make bilingual texts for study. This allows me to work on texts that normally would be too difficult at my current level in the different target languages, and then it is less important whether it makes silly errors as long as I can spot them - and you can spot most of GT's errors because they are so obvious.

I'll quote one example from that thread. The original text comes from the homepage of Reykjavík Park and Zoo:

Sauðburður er hafinn. (...) Ærin Surtla bar tveimur hrútlömbum og ærin Melkorka bar þremur gimbrum snemma morguns þann 4.maí.
GT: Lambing is underway. (...). Aerials acid bar two ram lambs, and there are clear Melkorka bar three ewe early on 4.maí.
correct: Lambing is underway. (...) The ewe Surtla bore two ram lambs and the ewe Melkorka bore three ewe lambs in the morning on the 4. of May.

"Aerials acid bar two ram lambs" should awake the suspicion of any language user - and it exemplifies the idea that most errors of Google are relatively innocuous precisely because they are too gross to go unnoticed. In fact "ærin" means "the (mother)sheep" - it's an irregular substantive. Surtla is a proper name, as evidenced by the capital letter - it is related to the name of Surt, the god of fire in the old Norse Mythology, not to súr (sour as in acid) - and as a proper name it should not be translated. And then "bar". In the original it is a form of the irregular verb "bera" - neither a place to have a drink nor an oblong object of some kind.

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Re: Biggest Google Translate Fail

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:57 am
by seito
It used it to translate "I apologize for my poor Japanese" into the Japanese equivalent of "I apologize to the impoverished Japanese people."

Re: Biggest Google Translate Fail

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:14 am
by Bluepaint
seito wrote:It used to translate "I apologize for my poor Japanese" into the Japanese equivalent of "I apologize to the impoverished Japanese people."


Ouch, I bet you were popular :lol:

Re: Biggest Google Translate Fail

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2021 10:39 am
by Clingwrap
Four proud figures appeared one after another, perfect octave.
Thanks, general. Who wants to be friends?
Anis is a novice, nothing more. this was the first paragraph of harry potter

Re: Biggest Google Translate Fail

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 7:15 pm
by bakagaijin
I recently posted a joke to Facebook. I took a photo of a jar of mayonnaise in my kitchen sink, and posted it with the caption "Sinko de Mayo." Unbeknownst to me, Facebook had recently turned on automatic translation when it detected other languages in a feed, so most of my friends saw "sinko of mayo," thus ruining the attempted joke. Oh, well.

Re: Biggest Google Translate Fail

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 4:40 pm
by Jinx
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EDIT: This was from several years ago. GT has grown smarter in the meantime. But on the internet, everything lasts forever :D

Re: Biggest Google Translate Fail

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2022 2:59 pm
by Erisnimi
Studying Mandarin Chinese at some point, I came across the saying "说人人到" meaning "speak of the devil." Word for word it is "say person person arrives" or if you think it through: "Speak of a person and the person is there."

I knew there was no way Google Translate would get it right but it was still surprising to have it translated as:

"say everyone"

Re: Biggest Google Translate Fail

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2022 7:36 pm
by DraGon

Re: Biggest Google Translate Fail

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2022 10:57 am
by Sae
When I started out with Vietnamese I wanted to practice speech and thought I would see how well Google Translate would pick it up to test whether I was getting it right.

So I only have a basic structure and few words I had learned. So I'd just go:
I am [insert human name]
I am English
I am bread
I am a cat
I am a dog

Well, "I am bread" returned "hey motherf******" every time...

I stopped using Google Translate that way after that. Little did I know, it set the precedent for my Vietnamese language learning, where I've learned a few offensive words/phrases by accident.