daveprine wrote:PeterMollenburg wrote:I've decided to award myself all the trappings, gold bullion and jewells etc that come with winning this challenge.
Thanks for participating!
Wait, what? There was bullion involved? I missed that in the description...These challenges are so involved!
Yeah I know, usually it's cash, but hey with the unpredictability of the global financial situation, I thought hey I'm gonna put my trust in gold. Especially since I'll be the one winning it!
And the real reason I ran to grab the gold and all the trappings before the year had barely started was that I could see me faltering in the coming days, so I thought, get your hands on the gold while you still can. We don't want those other diligent language learners cashing in their gold for extravagant... well... things... that you could have for yourself!
That's right, I MISSED A DAY OF STUDY! A perfect score in 2019 and now in '21 I've already missed one. Well peoples, you can stop worshipping me. I'm not the language learning king you had put all your faith in. I'm a false language learning prophet!
May the second best language learner win this challenge! I swear, I'm really normal, I promise.