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Re: Most inappropriate book cover ever

Postby Brun Ugle » Fri Nov 23, 2018 6:39 am

Zegpoddle wrote:
Brun Ugle wrote:Is that why you're suddenly so interested in Mandarin?


Not at all. I swing the other way. The cover does absolutely nothing for me apart from making me laugh.

That was directed at Rdearman, not you. That’s why I quoted him. We’re friends and like to tease each other sometimes.
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Re: Most inappropriate book cover ever

Postby patrickwilken » Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:17 am

rdearman wrote:
DaveAgain wrote:
rdearman wrote:Perhaps it is a photo of the author?
Is that a photo of the author on the cover of Rick Dearman's 'African Extrication'?

When I was younger. NOT! :lol:

BTW: I was semi-serious since the author is listed as Melissa Xi. For all I know that might be Melissa on the cover. Just to add, the best advice I ever heard given to an author was: "Have your author's photo done when you're young."


Or for some reason she is the generic sexy asian book cover woman. This book, titled, I kid you not:

How To Attract & Date Asian Women - Discover the Secrets of Attracting and Dating Hot, Sexy Asian Women Without Learning Their Language!

https://www2.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-attract-date-asian-women-discover-the-secrets-of-attracting-and-dating-hot-sexy-asian-women-without-learning-their-language-heres-your-chance-to-easily-attract-some-of-the-most-gorgeous-tight-bodied-super-sweet-and-loyal-women-on-the-plane-huang/1113648744?type=eBook
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Re: Most inappropriate book cover ever

Postby Mooby » Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:55 am

I can't cope with all this inappropropriateness!!
There's only one solution:


Image


Photo from: https://blog.thelinguist.com/can-we-lea ... ords-a-day
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Re: Most inappropriate book cover ever

Postby zenmonkey » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:05 pm

rdearman wrote:I think my answer was the correct one. I think the person in the picture is Melissa Xi. A search for Melissa Xi author turned up a number of Chinese HSK level books which all appear (to me at least) to have the same woman on the cover.

https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/16086278.Melissa_Xi


The person in those photos is Shoko Takasaki - a model and porn actress (a reverse image search gave me that result...)

Here is the original image http://www.jjgirls.com/japanese/shoko-t ... saki-6.jpg

(note that searching for her is probably NSFW)
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Re: Most inappropriate book cover ever

Postby Random Review » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:16 pm

zenmonkey wrote:
rdearman wrote:I think my answer was the correct one. I think the person in the picture is Melissa Xi. A search for Melissa Xi author turned up a number of Chinese HSK level books which all appear (to me at least) to have the same woman on the cover.

https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/16086278.Melissa_Xi


The person in those photos is Shoko Takasaki - a model and porn actress (a reverse image search gave me that result...)

Here is the original image http://www.jjgirls.com/japanese/shoko-t ... saki-6.jpg

(note that searching for her is probably NSFW)


Somehow I have to admit that using a scantily clad Japanese porn actress on the cover of a book purporting to teach Chinese to serious learners deserves some grudging respect for lack of you-know-what's given. :lol:
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Re: Most inappropriate book cover ever

Postby zenmonkey » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:21 pm

Random Review wrote:
zenmonkey wrote:
rdearman wrote:I think my answer was the correct one. I think the person in the picture is Melissa Xi. A search for Melissa Xi author turned up a number of Chinese HSK level books which all appear (to me at least) to have the same woman on the cover.

https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/16086278.Melissa_Xi


The person in those photos is Shoko Takasaki - a model and porn actress (a reverse image search gave me that result...)

Here is the original image http://www.jjgirls.com/japanese/shoko-t ... saki-6.jpg

(note that searching for her is probably NSFW)


Somehow I have to admit that using a scantily clad Japanese porn actress on the cover of a book purporting to teach Chinese to serious learners deserves some grudging respect for lack of you-know-what's given. :lol:


By some dude in his mom's basement... amazon is full of "books" of questionable provenance... I've been had more than once.
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