Sorry for the sluggish reply... i’ve been up all night reworking my rotational desk study routine.
I now have 3 desks, one for each language on Monday, 6 different desks on Tuesday, this way if I want a break I can take one at another desk doing FSI drills - they’re playing on loop - so no matter when I take the break, i’ll very often be exposed to new segments of input. Wednesday is a combination of the all 9 desks. Thus, a lot of furniture moving overnight Tuesday and set up time, so no time for sleep. It’s never done me any harm to go without. Not to mention EVERY conspiracy book i’ve ever read has said that sleep is utter bullshit and we’ve been programmed to think we need it. So I’m just going to stop it altogether. I’m almost certain I’m going to reach the fabled Language Dimension, where I’ll learn all the languages I’ve been wanting to learn on Earth in under ten minutes.
Thing is, I need a spacecraft with enough desks for the rest of the week too. That’s where you guys come in. If you truly are my friends, you’ll build it for me. I’m busy, as you can see, doing important stuff. And none of your time matters, come one, we know that already. It’s always been about PM’s French mission, and never about anything else. We know that’s why the forum exists. It’s PM’s log pretending to be more, but that’s all it is, let’s be real, and that’s a heck of a lot.
If it helps, I’m going to delegate-
Iguanamon - elixir of youth (one should suffice) (how dare you say I ought to look after my health and suggest cutting back on study - it’s your job to solve this!)
rdearman - building
boats the ship - plans must be in French, and comedy relief in multiple languages, but mainly French with some Setswana - if I don’t understand the jokes, look out!
jeffers - Building another house for my family as I’ve kicked them all out, there’s barely enough room for all my desks. Plus if you could teach me German, Hindi and Sanskrit while I’m sleeping i’d appreciate that. I’ll only be sleeping for that purpose.
BalancingAct - A blancing pole for if I might need to walk a tight rope and heaps of ball bearings (a good percentage of ceramic ones included) so I’ve got enough to keep my rotational system flowing nicely.
Disclaimer:
In case I get sued, I really appreciate people showing they care. If however the’s no risk of lawsuits or seeking financial compensation, then well, as rdearman has said, I need to toughen up. From here on, I’m adopting a polyphasic sleep pattern. 10 minutes of sleep every 2 hours. Look out Super Challenge!
Also, I’m going to skip every third letter of each word while reading initially, then move onto skipping two out of 3 letters and later two out of three sentences in the books I read. I’ll infer the meaning from what remains and effectively still be reading the same amount, but a lot faster!
Lastly, when there’s slow dialogue in films I’m going to ‘relisten’ to it in my head multiple times before the next person speaks, thereby massively increasing my input. I’m surely to reach C2 middle of next week.
Thanks very much for your support guys, seriously
I’ve (genuinely) taken the tips on board.... uhh the space ship, the space ship I mean!