Postby rdearman » Mon Feb 01, 2021 7:06 pm
I did two dialang tests one for French and one for Italian. The result was that I don't know squat and my level is not even A1.
Therefore, I've decided to cancel my 4 scheduled hour long conversations in French and Italian that I do each week, and stop reading the sci-fi book in French and the 800-page epic historical fiction in Italian. But first I'm going to really go off on these people I've been speaking too! How dare they have conversations with me in languages I don't know! In some cases for 4 years running! The worse offender is this French woman, who I thought was my friend, and has been talking to me each week for 4 years. You would have thought that in over 200 conversations about 100 hours of which were in French she would have brought up the fact I can't speak French.
The cheek of it! Having conversations in French about Brexit, flying aeroplanes, making cakes, films, writing books, children's psychology and her work as a speech therapist, and she failed to mention that I can't speak French? Je suis tellement en colère contre elle !
And don't get me started on that horrible Italian bloke who makes me do almost the entire language exchange in Italian because he says my Italian is better than his English ! Liar! Dialang says I don't know Italian, so how DARE this bloody Italian guy say things like that?
I mean I have done well over a thousand language exchanges in the last 5 years in French and Italian and none of these people could be bothered to tell me I'm not able to function in these languages? I'm less than A1 apparently, which means "Can understand and use very basic expressions to satisfy concrete needs. Can interact simply as long as the other person speaks slowly and clearly."
Yet these horrible people talk to me at normal speed about crazy stuff like how an aeroplane works in French, or how to generate a secure certificate, or how to bind a book in Italian. And then there is the sick b^$"£rd who wanted me to write on his Italian travel blog about tourist sites in the UK. He was really having a laugh. Good thing I was too busy studying Chinese to humiliate myself with that.
Thank goodness I now have a computer tell me I can't speak or interact with people. Because five years of speaking and interacting to people certainly hasn't. I must have looked a right fool talking to that guy from Cameroon in French for a couple of hours. Imagine how I must have looked speaking (at least I thought I was speaking) to an Italian guy in Rome for 2 or three hours, going to a family dinner and translating for my daughter while 4-5 people were speaking at once. I'm beginning to think most of the native speakers in Rome haven't taken a test yet, and they probably don't know that they can't speak Italian either.
Maybe I should take the English test too? Horrible thought, maybe I don't know English either !!!
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