rdearman wrote:So you are happy to have animal and vegetable languages but not minerals? You are obviously a disgusting mineralist. You should at least try to speak quartz or iron.
iguanamon wrote:rdearman wrote:So you are happy to have animal and vegetable languages but not minerals? You are obviously a disgusting mineralist. You should at least try to speak quartz or iron.
Quartz and iron are too common and easy. Diamond and Boron are the hardest!
I speak to you from prison. A mineralist who got around under the radar for half a lifetime not even aware of his own violently ignorant behaviour.
Worse still, after breaking into prison to commit myself, as I couldn't afford to wait for a conviction and be free one more second, I stumbled onto the shocking realisation while attempting a conversation with some iron -and so in-grained is my mineralist attitude that I couldn't.. yet... hear any replies, but what kind of mineral, really, would be willing to talk to such an abusive criminal?- the shocking realisation that I'm an earthist!
My whole life I've NOT ONCE spoken to an extraterrestrial!! Not a single syllablle!!!! Just as bad, I've never spoken to a ghost, nor a being from another dimension!
The realisation has driven me to discover the way to stop all ageing and live eternally, not as a joyous, liberating, monumentous discovery, but to extend my punishment, and my studies. I will now commit to learning every language to have ever exhisted on any plain of existence, in any area of the universe at any time (past, present or future), and I shall never take pride in it, receive any accolades for it or boast about it. Such is my punishment for living like a complete bastard. I shall reside in prison but leave when necessary to aid in the discovery of uncovering more languages that I've completely ignored.