Cainntear wrote:Similarly, classroom/textbook attempts to put language into real contexts drop into contrived, fake examples. I can't remember the last time I managed to get anyone at an airport check-in desk, security check or border control to speak to me in anything other than English, and yet lots of books choose that as their "real-world context". (In particular, the passport check dialogue in a TY is often 6 or 7 lines, whereas the real conversation is typically "Hello, hello, thank you, thank you.")
This is too true. When i came to France to live permanently i came on the ferry.
Despite never speaking a word of English to anyone, i was spoken to in English by dock workers, the passport control, the coffee dispenser lady, the bar staff on the ship, the passport control in Ouistrehem. Similarly, i'm spoken to in English when i try to deal with anyone 'official'. My dentist, the doctor, the bank and the person who sold me a fridge all tried to speak English to me, even when i understood what they were saying in French and wasn't struggling in the conversation at all.
It's mind boggling that nobody in the education system has taken their erasmus year and their experiences, spent 10 minutes analysing them and come up with better contexts. It would be mind numbingly simple to do and yet its never done because tick-box exam passes are all that matter.
It's very easy to pass when you know exactly what the dialogue is going to be about and have 2 years to prepare for the final exam.
If however i'm talking to my neighbour about the work he's doing on his house and he suddenly points over and starts saying something about the cows in the next field, or pointing at the tree next to my house and saying something about how it was windy last night i'm going to very soon get lost if all i've ever had to know is some nonsense about buying tomatoes in the shop.
A typical adventure to the supermarket here is me walking round with a trolley, filling it with stuff without necessarily even reading what its called, getting to the check-out, saying 'bonjour', hearing the amount to pay and then saying 'bon journée au'voir.' THAT is real life. The problems come when they ask you if you've got a 'carte Carrefour?!' or 'hey! don't put your water or beer on the checkout because they weigh more than 8kgs and we like you to leave them in your trolley.' or 'do you want one of our magazines with our special offers and coupons in it?!'.