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I started this thread over in the old HTLAL because I just couldn't help myself when looking at the topic name and something funny (to me anyway) occured to me. So I have seen a few of these here also and thought I'd restart the thread. As always no offence is intended to the topic starter!

The old thread is here: http://how-to-learn-any-language.com/fo ... 39369&PN=1

Q: What is your favorite language?
A: English, I've done it all my life.

Q: Discount from reusing original course to reboot (long dormant) language?
A: £2.50

Q: Your Language-related New Year's Resolutions?
A: Only speak in C++.

Q: Irish isn't cool? Says who?
A: errr... Everyone?

Q: Spanish-language music?
A: Is normally sung in Spanish.

Q: Let's talk minority languages
A: No, lets talk IN minority languages

Q: How to prepare for a first Skype session?
A: Install Skype?

Q: French Book Buying in NYC?
A: Cash only.

Q: How do You Use Native Material?
A: With thread and a sewing machine.

Q: Working in Berlin without speaking much German?
A: Shouldn't be done by waitresses.

Q: Change user name?
A: Or live forever known as "Dodo Lives".

How long does it take?
- Still nine months, it hasn't changed since last time round.

Q. What's the easiest language to learn?
A. This one.

Q: Do you think that the grammar course worked good for me?
A: Apparently not.

Awww finally
from the old thread:

Q: How to get going in Russian?
A: Learn the verbs of motion.

-Actors who can't really speak the language
-...should play in silent films

Q. You know you're a language nerd when...
A.答えは母国語以外の言葉で書いてしまいましたら。

Q: The Language Pad
A: I recommend menstrual cups

My linguistic Holy Grail
- is out of my reach.

Portuguese Thread
- was used to make this shirt

Q: Learning 2 similar languages, which order?
A: Alphabetical.