Transcript and translation for those who don't speak French:
Mon nom est Jean. (My name is Jean.)
Je vis avec elle. (I live with her.)
Chaque nuit elle me fatigue. (Every night she tires me out.)
Et le lendemain elle s'excuse auprès de moi en me donnant à boire un yaourt. (And the next day she apologizes to me by giving me a yogurt to drink.)
Aaaah, elle vient la puissance du yaourt! (Aaaah, the power of the yogurt is coming!)
Aaaah, viens souffle sain des myrtilles! (Aaaah, come, healthy breeze of blueberries!)
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